Is the year ahead looking much the same as the last? Another 365-day grind of meetings, dinner dates, papers, not-to-forget birthdays?
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Don’t remain plain old Mr. or Mrs. J Schmoe all your life. To become a Knight or Dame, simply write to the British Prime Minister c/o the Prime Minister’s Office, 10 Downing St, London SW1A A22, United Kingdom. Explain what exceptional achievement or service you feel merits the award of a knighthood.
Previous successful applicants have used the following, just to give you an idea: -Been head nurse for 60 years -Nobel Peace Prize winner -Raised millions for obscure charity -Served in minor government position for whole life -Won World War 2 -Saved a cat from an extra tall tree -Save Toby from the Goblin King
Kudos if you can get the President to recommend you. The honors ceremony takes place on the Queen’s birthday, so make sure you keep it free! US citizens please note: Non-subjects may not style themselves Sir or Dame, though they may place the appropriate letters after their name.