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There is more to the world than meets the eye. Today try to be especially receptive to paranormal manifestations and determine for yourself whether there is indeed a world beyond the veil. Here is a list of clues to look out for in ascending order of conclusiveness.
-Odd feeling -Strange wind-like whisper -Flutey sounds in the distance -Scratching noises -Unexplained smells, footsteps or feeling of being watched -Dogs barking, cats barking Don’t jump to conclusions. There’s probably a perfectly innocent explanation.
-Voices, voices of people dead for months, voices of people dead for years -Doors opening, cupboards opening -Keys disappearing, reappearing -Lights turning on and off -Mist appearing out of nowhere -Being touched by an invisible hand Curiouser and curiouser! Contact your local paranormal investigator and probe further.
-Being slapped by the invisible hand -Furniture moving -Dinner plates flying across the room -Spouse speaking in tongues -Apparition (ghost or zombies, hungry zombie) -Blood sluicing down walls -Head of daughter spinning -Being strangled by own intestines You’ve probed too far. Get the hell out if it’s not too late.